Just for a laugh

[Dirtmechanic]

 

[Jersey Devil]

When God created Adam and Eve, He said to them:
I have two gifts to give you - one is to pee standing up and...
Adam, very anxious, interrupted him screaming:
ME..! ME..! I want it, please Lord... please... please... please...
This would make life a lot easier!
Eve agreed and said those things didn’t matter to her.
So God gave Adam the gift.

Adam was amazed, screaming for joy, running through the Garden of Eden, peeing on every tree.
He ran along the beach making drawings with his pee in the sand.
He lit a fire and played fireman..
God and Eve stared at the mad man with happiness until Eve asked God:
and... what is the other present?
And God answered:

A Brain, Eve... The brain is yours...
And that my friends, is how it all started.

So woman have brains...so what !! I can pee standing up.

 

[Logan]

Mark Kermode and Simon Mayo the laughter lift.

 

[Logan]

 

[Logan]

A bunch of pricks

 

[Logan]

 

[Logan]

 

[Anniekay]

This reminds me of the sign I saw outside a church in a small town in north florida.
Be a Fisher of Men
You catch 'em
We clean 'em.

 

[Logan]

 

[Logan]

 

[Tetters]

I went to see Tommy Cooper at a theatre in Margate years ago. He stumbled around on a pitch black stage for several minutes looking for the light switch. We were all laughing our heads off before we actually saw him!

 

[Logan]

We used to watch him on TV.

 

[Logan]

 

[Tetters]

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Are they four candles, or fork handles Logan? I would like a set of them too!

 

[Zigs]

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You want to be careful with them