Celery...Ins and outs

Don't even like the stuff 😁 I like celery salt though 🙂

I put the pic on the wrong thread. I told everyone I was a rubbish moderator but would they listen? 🙄
 
Yeah, a smack in the lughole, head wallop, good hiding, a fourpenny one....... I dunno, so many of you American people don't manage to speak English properly. Don't worry though, we'll help you out :rolleyes:. ....... ..:giggle:
 
Zigs said:
Don't even like the stuff 😁 I like celery salt though 🙂

I put the pic on the wrong thread. I told everyone I was a rubbish moderator but would they listen? 🙄
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You probably eat a lot more of it than you actually know about. You eat what I decide is good for you :sneaky: I think I'll refrain from commenting about your moderating skills..... for now ☺️
 
Tetters said:
Yeah, a smack in the lughole, head wallop, good hiding, a fourpenny one....... I dunno, so many of you American people don't manage to speak English properly. Don't worry though, we'll help you out :rolleyes:. ....... ..:giggle:
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I'm in a grammatical forest and I have lost my compass...What, pray tell, is a head wallop? Is that like a fancy lettuce or cabbage? Why would vegetables be threatening? Lughole sounds like something to do with a car wheel... and what does a game of hide and seek have to do with head wallops? fourpenny one??? Gambling reference???
 
Ruler of the Roost said:
I'm in a grammatical forest and I have lost my compass...What, pray tell, is a head wallop? Is that like a fancy lettuce or cabbage? Why would vegetables be threatening? Lughole sounds like something to do with a car wheel... and what does a game of hide and seek have to do with head wallops? fourpenny one??? Gambling reference???
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Your parents mustn't have whalloped you for bad behavior !! 😂
 
Ruler of the Roost said:
I'm in a grammatical forest and I have lost my compass...What, pray tell, is a head wallop? Is that like a fancy lettuce or cabbage? Why would vegetables be threatening? Lughole sounds like something to do with a car wheel... and what does a game of hide and seek have to do with head wallops? fourpenny one??? Gambling reference???
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Now look here young man, I think you had better go and find a quiet corner, get a cup of tea (YES tea), put on some soothing music and contemplate your inadequate grasp of the English language. Do a little research maybe - try looking up ''English for foreigners'' or ''Ordinary words from the mother country that are difficult for us to remember'' and similar. Failing that, you could enlist for classes (night lessons may be available)
Bless you for trying 🙏 .......:rolleyes:.......😁
 
Tetters said:
Now look here young man, I think you had better go and find a quiet corner, get a cup of tea (YES tea), put on some soothing music and contemplate your inadequate grasp of the English language. Do a little research maybe - try looking up ''English for foreigners'' or ''Ordinary words from the mother country that are difficult for us to remember'' and similar. Failing that, you could enlist for classes (night lessons may be available)
Bless you for trying 🙏 .......:rolleyes:.......😁
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One of my Grandmother's favorites: "If I have to come over there I'm gonna knock you into next week !!" 😄

But, my all-time-favorite, ( because you needn't take her seriously !!) : "Do I have to drill a hole in your head and stick a note in there ? "

😂😂😂
 

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